Oh Gawd Damn
TAG YOUR PORN PLEASE
Tagged as: #om nom nom #food
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howdy. the mischief has been managed, the chamber of secrets has been opened.
this is a personal blog, a fandom blog, a whatever i feel like posting blog; we're all mad here.
this is a personal blog, a fandom blog, a whatever i feel like posting blog; we're all mad here.
HOVER
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
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But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.
The Little Mermaid, Hans Christian Andersen (via unplesant)
Tagged as: #quotes
Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.
Tagged as: #lotr
seeing people from school in public:
look down, look down
Me with romantic interest:
Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend:
YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
Tagged as: #actual truth
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Hard to believe this is the same person…
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING HAHAHAH
I JUST LOVE HOW VERSATILE HIS VOICE IS
HE IS SO PERFECT
Tagged as: #benedict cumberbatch
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
